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Maestro Is In Love!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Maestro, Apr 12, 2017.

  1. Maestro

    Maestro Sexy And Deadly Joker
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    For the first time in my life I am in love!

    And I am completely in love with this woman...

    She actually reminds me of my ex by looks (she looks about 80% like Blanchett, her face thinner tho and maybe better tits) who is now chasing me out of this fucking earth! My ex looks like her, but she is not that beautiful still and plus I don't do relationships anymore, meaning I ONLY FUCK! BUT FOR THIS WOMAN RIGHT BELOW I WOULD RECONSIDER! AFTER I WATCHED THIS GODESS IN THE LATEST THOR MOVIE TRAILER I WAS ABOUT TO CUM ON THE SPOT!!!! OMFG SHE HAS SUCH AN INTERESTING PERSONALITY AND SUCH UNIQUE LOOKS I LOVE IT! SO FUCKING UNIQUE! NOT YOUR AVERAGE SILICONED UP BITCH FROM HOLLYWOOD!

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    KEEP IT SEXY BABY!

    I PROMISE I WILL WASH YOUR DIRTY SOCKS IN THE MORNING! IF ANY OF YOU HAS CATE PHONE OR AADRESS JUST TELL ME I AM GOING STALKING HER!

    NEW TRAILER OF HER IS HERE! OMFG THIS TRAILER IS AMAZING SHE IS AMAZING I AM ABOUT TO CUM RIGHT NOW *FAP FAP FAP*

     
    #1 Maestro, Apr 12, 2017
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  3. SlimShady

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    Eto pizdets....
     
  4. Maestro

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  5. Malina

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    Pfuuuu
     
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    Nee, eto lubov :p
     
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  7. Maestro

    Maestro Sexy And Deadly Joker
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    @Malina This is how Cate crushes my cock lol. Cate is so cruel! BUT MY GOD SHE IS SO DEADLY SEXY!

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    How poetic I can have any woman I want, but I am choosing Cate Blanchett to Finally CRUSH MY HEART! (COCK as well ofc!)

    DESTROY ME CATE! I AM ALL YOURS! YOU WILL BE MY FIRST AND LAST LOVE! DO IT NOOOOOOW!

     
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    BTW... What about that sexy blonde with fake boobs and lips who you wanted weeks ago? Already killed her? :eek:
     
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  9. Maestro

    Maestro Sexy And Deadly Joker
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    Which one you mean? This one?

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    Or you mean this one?

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    Well the above one is unfortunately not with us anymore...[​IMG]

    But the below one I just dumped for Cate. I keep her in my friendzone right now as she is too much into me. She is too needy for me and I hate needy girls. But if Cate crushes my heart then I may use her as a rebound for a few days till Cate changes her mind about me...​
     
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    Смешно... Особенно про любовь... А я не знал Костян что тебе женщины старше тебя нравятся.. да еще на 20 лет
     
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  11. Maestro

    Maestro Sexy And Deadly Joker
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    НУ ОНА ЖЕ СЕКСИ!

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